No homophobia in Penguin society

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And so it is...The gays have infiltrated the penguin exhibit at the Bremerhaven Zoo, and Miss California responded with another unconscious rant after being asked her opinion on the matter:

Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, in my country, and in my family, I think that, I believe that, a marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But that’s how I was raised and thats how I think that it should be between a man an a woman. And all gay penguins should die immediately.

Well, I support you gay an lesbian penguins, and I also support my roommates bisexual Italian Greyhound, I think it's time that us humans, take a step back and look at these animals and ask ourselves what are we missing when an inferior species can except homosexuality and alternative families but we still can't fathom the idea of letting people just be happy. We can't let our gay neighbors get married, adopt children, enjoy the same tax beneifits as our straight friend and so on and so on. Come on people! When are we going to learn?

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Cheers for queers!
NITA

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June 11,2009


Dear Mr. Van Gundy,

Why? Why did Jameer Nelson play the entire fourth quarter? Why? My brother speculates your trying to prove something. Is it that you don't want us to win? There were plenty of opportunities and a bench full of men ready to play, to score, and to regain a rhythm your team lost in the third quarter and yet Nelson remained on the court. Then came the OT. Why was he still in there? At the end of the game he had 2 points and 3 assists, so what was the point in keeping Alston 11 pts, Lee 4 pts, Reddick 6 pts- 3 assts and Gortat 4 pts on the bench getting colder by the second.

I can't be the only person that's feeling this way, but seriously, when something isn't working, especially during a game that only has 48 minutes in it, you try something else- something new. And you keep on trying till you find the formula that works. This is what you fail to do. The same was done earlier in this series with Jameer Nelson, which leads me to believe my brother after all. Are you trying to create some kind of Cinderella story? Glorify the guy that was out of the game for four months, only to come back and lead his team to their 1st franchise win? Well, it's not going to happen. He doesn't have the skill, stamina, confidence, or chemistry to pull it off. So knock it off with that shit!! Please Mr. Van Gundy, Please.

Mr. Van Gundy, I also have another question, how do you explain your team missing so many free throws? Do you practice FT with real balls or just pretend to shoot from the line? How can these inconsistencies continue to be an issue this late into the season and this far into these ball players careers? What I'm trying to say here is we're let down. And the teams inability to produce is a strong reflection of your inability to direct, coach and make that right calls under substantial pressure. Well, Mr. Van Gundy, on behalf of Orlando and the entire fan base of Magic fans around the world, I hope things can get better for the magic and the next three games will go our way, otherwise we'll have to wait for our next chance at a championship. Hopefully not another 14 years. I thank you graciously for your time and hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

Nita Alexander

T.G.I.F~ Heres a quickie!

The greatest most annoying commercial ever!

"San Bonita, it means literally a whales vagina"




This commercial aired literally every 10 minutes in the Tallahassee, FL last summer. By the end of the season, San Bonita was the most hated, yet to be built, neighborhood in the tiny city of Tally. I wanted to post it because to my knowledge it doesn't air anymore and I feel it's to great to be forgotten. May it live on in it's infinite glory!

AdrianNita.

Black Magic-shut it down!

Orlando beats Cleveland 107-106

Thank God!! The Magic have finally put there batteries in and caused chaos in Cleveland with game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals going to the Magic! It all went down during the last quarter of game 1, when the Magic gained control of the ball, the Cleveland fans and LeBron James' cocky attitude.



I must say, it's such a wonderful feeling to see the Magic doing well again. The last time this happened, it was 1996 and I was 11 years old -cheering on the likes of Penny Hardaway, Shaquille O'neal, Dennis Scott and Nick Anderson. It's been a long time coming but I think we finally have the right players, coaches, fans and respect. Finally, the little team that could is doing it and doing it well.

Obviously, the biggest problem for the Magic and any other team going up against the Cavaliers is LeBron James. He's too big and too fast for the majority of the players in the NBA. Dwight Howard is the perfect size to cover James, but doesn’t have the speed. JJ Reddick, who did a fabulous job guarding Ray Allen during the Celtic series, has the speed, but not the height and certainly not the shooting ability that the Magic need to win and win big in this series. Stan Van Gundy, who admitted in a post game interview that he still doesn't know what he's gonna do about the defense covering James, needs to get some ideas going for his team, cause I guarantee whatever it is they did yesterday won't work again tomorrow.



My advice, stop the ball movement on the Cleveland side. Stick to your man like your glued together. Get the steels. Dont even let LeBron touch the ball. Keep more than just Howard under the basket, yes he is amazing, but he cant get every single rebound. Continue to silence the crowd. Get those 3 point shots- we have like 4 regular players that can kill with their 3 pointers so let's do it! Use Pietrus- he's silent but deadly, use Gortat, he always delivers! Let's do it! Let's Believe!! Go Magic!


Cheers to go with Beers,
Nita

It's Adam or Kris on American Idol tonight!

Tonight on American Idol it all ends and it all begins. We will finally find out who wins this seasons singing competition and gets handed the reigns from season 7 winner David Cook, and who goes home and tries to become a superstar despite the outcome of America’s favorite show.

The contestants, Über gay, San Diego native- Adam Lambert vs. the heartthrob hubby from Arkansas- Kris Allen. Personally, I’m rooting for Adam, who finally gave Idol viewers, something to look forward to especially when juxtaposed to the other contestants who were good, but all together bland, especially when following a performance by Adam. The winner is also awarded the amazing opportunity to sing possibly the worst of all Idol coronation songs- "No Boundaries" co-written by one of the shows judges Kara DioGuardi. The best part of hearing Adam sing that song was Simon mocking the lyrics with Kara sitting two feet away from him. Now that’s classic television.

Now a word from me to Adam and Kris, who will never get this message but oh well.

Congrats to you both, I along with the rest of the country that can still afford to get cable, wish you the best and much success. Don't get big heads and become different people once your famous- Your fans will desert you. Take a lesson from Kelly Clarkson-you don't get an ass like that till you've pissed off the head of Jive records and a couple million of your fans by becoming someone they didn't spend there time and money voting for. God Bless.

Nita.

"I'm a celebrity"- aka "I'm a douche bag"- Spencer Pratt

Will somebody please inform Spencer Pratt how much of Jack Ass he is! What the hell kind of a song is this? He's talking about being "famous", twitter, iPHONE's, blackberry's and volunteering. This song is about as exciting as Shaquille O'neal's rap debut back in 1993. I never thought there could be an individual more conceded then Kanye West, but ladies and gents we found him, in homeboy Spencer Pratt. What a douche. Seriously.

I really hope this kids kidding with all this stuff, but something tells me this is for real. Just don't put this guy in prime time and I think we'll all be okay.

Well, as far as the song goes, I'll give it one out of five stars.
And five out of five stars for hilarity and making my Saturday morning worthwhile. Thanks Spence!

Song for the evening

Seeing that it is so late in the evening here in California, this is not the song for the day, but the song for the evening...I came about this song through my love affair with Pandora.com it's by a Owl City and it's called "West Coast Friendship". Tight beats, fantastic lyrics and Adam Young's chill voice creates the perfect recipe for a great and addictive music. This band has an amazing sound, similar to The Postal Service, so if you like TPS you will certainly love Owl City. Also check out there myspace page for more songs, tour dates and other information.

http://www.myspace.com/owlcity

Enjoy and Cheers!